Miscellaneous Musings

We spent the day blogging mostly. Here are a series of things that I have been meaning to write about but that don't fit under any particular adventure.

Scottish/British Dialect

Today's term is DIY- (pronounced simply D I Y): A term used commonly for "Do-it-Yourself".

Television

Big Brother is an absolute national obsession here. It isn't new, this is like the fourth season. Each season is 10 weeks long (74 days exactly). We will have seen about half the season by the time we go back home. Next week is the last week. The premise of Big Brother is simple. In all, there were 13 characters live in a completely secluded compound on a studio lot and the whole nation watches everythign they do, and I mean everything! The only contact they have with the outside world is through "Big Brother" who is an omniscient voice (sometimes male and sometimes female) that tells them what to do and sometimes talks to them in the Diary room. Throughout the 10 weeks "characters" are evicted until a winner is chosen. As in the Highlander, there can be only one.

Not all 13 were in the house at the Big Brother house at the same time. Some came in late in the game to replace other characters that were "evicted". Each week someone is "evicted" and goes on to a life of minor celebrity. Every paper and tabloid has something about Big Brother in it. Normally two or three are nominated by the people in the house and then the entire nation votes on who goes. Voting is a money making scheme that costs 25p to vote by calling on your mobile or text messaging. Text-messaging is used to vote on lots of things here, always with a small fee (20p). This is not surprising since the whole thing is sponsored by TalkTalk, a telecommunications company that offers both land and wireless service as well as broadband. In addition to the voting scheme, of course there are ad revenues and Big Brother gets a huge viewership, from the web site itself, and broadband service. Now neither Laurie or I have ever been into Reality shows, but we have become a bit hooked on Big Brother. I should explain that Big Brother is not a one trick pony. Not only is there the prime time Big Brother which is basically the day's highlights , but there is a "Big Brother Live" which shows them getting ready for bed, sleeping, and if you are lucky, something more exciting like someone taking a shower. This is usually about as interesting as watching a piece of lint float through the air. There is also a talk show hosted by a young MTV-like VJ who discusses the latest happenings, politics, and events of all that is Big Brother. Next is a panel of psychologists, nutritionists, and other experts who talk about the effect that things may be having on the Big Brother residents. And lastly, there is a special every Friday after someone is evicted where they come back out into the real world after weeks of isolation from the world.

Once a week Big Brother gives the "characters" a task. Sometimes they are individual tasks and sometimes they are team based tasks. Some are physical challenges and others are more intellectual. Some designed to test the patience of the "characters" by making them do things that are particularly frustrating for them, or make them work with people we know they don't like. Frequently, the "characters" talk to us through Big Brother to confide their strategy, blow off steam, complain, sing, dance, or anything else they like. No one can enter the room or interrupt them when they are in the Diary room talking to Big Brother.

Sometimes one person leaves in a week and sometimes several are chosen. The whole thing is like a psychology experiment gone slightly wrong where most of the rules are changed in what must feel like an arbitrary manor designed to test the "characters".

Big Brother is such a phenomenon that large amounts of money are bet on the outcome. The odds of a given character being evicted or winning are discussed daily. The current favorite is Nadia.

"Nadia is the eldest of six children. She was born in Portugal but moved to England eight years ago. She has previously worked on a perfume counter in a department store and managed a children's bookshop. Nadia has had a sex change."

Part of the fun is that the other characters don't know about Nadia's sex change. Frankly, I am surprised that Nadia is in the lead. First, I think she's a bit obnoxious personally, but moreover, I can't picture a transgender character being so popular in the US. In that sense, I am happily surprised that people here are so accepting.

Big brother is full of language and images that puritanical Americans couldn't tolerate including full nudity at times.

Big Brother isn't the only reality show. The British public love their reality shows. Another is Car Booty where people sell off their attic clutter at Swap meets. Almost exactly the same is Cash in the Attic. I found both fun to watch. Completely different, except that it also appeals to people who appreciate antiques is Restoration Nation. Here's the official description.

Across the UK, thousands of historic buildings are in danger of being lost to the nation forever. This summer BBC TWO features a call to action in the fight to save our heritage. With comedian and active conservationist Griff Rhys Jones at the helm, viewers will be asked to vote for and help save one of our 21 most endangered buildings.

Each programme will focus on three endangered properties in one area, then offer viewers the chance to vote for the building they would most like to see restored. Each of the regional winners will go forward to the Live Final, a spectacular celebration of the nation's heritage, and the moment when one property is voted as the most worthy of Restoration.

Every historic building has a wealth of tales to tell, and, with the help of two experts, conservation architect Ptolemy Dean, and historic buildings surveyor Marianne Suhr, the series will bring the buildings back to life and depict them in their prime.

I think this is a great show and a fabulous way to learn about history as well as preserve important sites.

There are several DIY shows like a garden make over show and one where a couple are taken house shopping with some experts. There is also a show where a family tries moving to another country and setting up a new life.

Another great show is SuperNanny where an experienced Nanny helps families work things out with children who have behavior challenges. Of course, often these are due just as much to how the parents have trained the children, as with the children themselves. The Nanny is no Mary Poppins. She's fairly tough but very effective.

I've already written about wife swap which is sometimes interesting. The other day we saw a show were the women who switched were opposite extremes of physical fitness. And, of course the occasional American show is on there such as Sex and the City and Nip/Tuck.
Note that in the UK you have to have a "TV license" which costs about £10 per month! That is required for any device that can receive TV including a computer with a tuner card. Note, this is in addition to any cable service you may wish to have. Licenses can be purchased at the Post Office, but more on the Post Office later.